2 months. Jeez. I’m here. Blah blah still food aversions blah can’t eat shit blah blah all day queasiness blah blah popsicles blah my pants stay unzipped and unbuttoned blah blah blah tired, naps blah don’t touch my nipples dawg, that shit hurts blah blah blah hiatus from eating vegan blah blah gonna lie down now.
I have an appointment next week (perhaps another scan?) and once I’m out of the 1st trimester I’ll start including photos. I should turn this into a Tumblr.