First to throw her hands in the air and wave them around as if she truly didn’t care.
RUTHIE MCCAULEY: First person to inform somebody that she “don’t have to do shit but stay black and die.”
Samuel “Sam Sam” Little
First person to eat a piece of food dropped on the ground after holding it up in the air and saying “God kiss it; devil miss it.”
First man to put something on his mama (i.e. – “TOUCH ME AGAIN AND WE GON’ FIGHT, MAN, I PUT THAT ON MY MAMA!”).
REV. W.J. SHANKLIN: Inventor of the church building fund.
Etta Lee Green
First person to call somebody else “worsome.”
First man to shoot someone over a game of spades.
First person to use the phrase “than a mug” to describe something (i.e. – “It is colder than a mug out here!”).
I am SHAKING with laughter at my desk.