As you all know, I am mixed with unicorn. This is a source of pride for me, so it hurts to tell y’all I cried so many rainbow unicorn tears after witnessing the following unicorn tattoo tragedies. Join me, won’t you?
…*grabs a counter to steady myself* I need answers. Why is it pissing a rainbow onto a cupcake, which then appears to give the cupcake almighty powers? What’s with the foliage in the background? Why is all of this #1?
…It’s…it’s raping a dolphin, guys. Look at the expression on the dolphin’s face. The unicorn just straight up plucked homeboy (homegirl?) out the ocean and is making the dolphin it’s bitch. Why? Also, does the rainbow really need to be a backdrop to this taking of innocence?